Kellie Pickler‘s diet and workout are a sad joke. And Kellie Pickler’s weight loss of 30 pounds was an accident. Okay, it was not an accident, per se, but judging by the Kellie Pickler’s diet and workout it seems as if she has accidentally lost weight. What is wrong with Kellie Pickler’s diet and workout?
Well, Kellie Pickler’s workout, for example, basically consists of sleeping and wearing stilettos, no, I am not joking. Kellie Pickler’s diet is not any better. Apparently, Pickler’s diet was inspired by some inane book which claims that people cannot digest red meat.
If you think I am making this up, I am not. Here is an excerpt from a recent interview with her in which she describes her approach to dieting and exercise.
You look amazing – even for 22. Care to share any fitness secrets? I don’t like to work out just because I’m lazy and I’d rather sleep – my fitness routine consists of sleeping until 2 p.m. Seriously. Penelope Cruz sleeps 12 hours a day and that’s part of her fitness plan. I have good calves because I wear stilettos all the time. Yes, that’s my workout: I wear stilettos.
Is that how you dropped the 30 pounds? Or did you diet? I quit eating meat last summer and my whole body has completely changed – for the better. I read Skinny Bitch – it tells how you can’t digest red meat. It sits in your stomach and rots.
What do you always have in the fridge? Oh, God, I’m never home! My fridge is very bare except for a few essentials: orange juice – and it must be the type with pulp – and water. I love cheese but I’ve cut back on dairy because it’s not good for you.
Of course, I had a huge Papa John’s cheese-and-pineapple pizza last night. It has to be Papa John’s. It’s the same with doughnuts. I’m not going to waste my doughnut allowance on some knockoff, bad doughnut. It’s got to be a Krispy Kreme. There’s no half-assing it. If you are going to eat that junk, eat the real junk.
The bottom line on Kellie Pickler’s diet and workout What can I say? There is nothing to say, except that she is a quintessential example of why some celebrities are either anorexic or overweight. [via]