Who is the world’s fattest woman? Kirstie Alley? Oprah? I do know who the world’s fattest woman is today, but Donna Simpson (above) is the world’s fattest woman in the making. I do not get it; most women want to be skinny and are probably more than willing to go on a permanent sugar detox if doing so would guarantee a quick and easy weight loss.

Donna Simpson does not want to lose weight. She wants to gain weight, a lot of weight. Of course, when “normal” people say that they want to gain weight, what they really mean is that they want to gain muscle. Donna has gained a lot of weight all right. I mean, she has gained an enormous amount of body fat. Is she morbidly obese? In my opinion, of course she is. Her current weight is 602 pounds! Scary.

So, what does it take to become the world’s fattest woman? 1,000 pounds. By the way, her boyfriend weighs only 150 pounds. The question is, of course: Is it even possible to be 1,000 pounds without permanently damaging your health? Well, what do you think? At this time, Donna Simpson can only walk about 20 feet at a time.

I do not know what the Guinness World Records thinks about the title of the world’s fattest woman Donna is trying to achieve, but I think it should not exist to begin with. It clearly encourages an extremely unhealthy behavior. What is next? The world’s skinniest woman? Oh, wait, paging Rachel Zoe. [via]