The wellness shower? No, it has nothing to do with pouring aloe vera and broccoli juice over your significant other, but the ad for the Wellness Shower sounds almost as entertaining.

What is the Wellness Shower? Let’s just say that it is one of the best examples of the worst fad contraption ever invented. New Age claims, presudoscience, unproven sensational claims, it has it all. Here is what the ad says:

“The Wellness Shower is a revolutionary purification and water enhancement system that utilizes state-of-the-art filtering technology, a patented magnetic treatment stage and rare Japanese volcanic minerals.

This unique method of advanced water treatment delivers the highest standard of water for optimal health and wellness, and is used in spas and homes worldwide. The magnetic treatment stage increases hydration by 115% over tap water and the stone layers impart natural antioxidants and unique minerals, moisturizing hair and skin without the residue of lotions.

The antioxidant and hydrating effects of the Wellness Shower support the body’s resistance to rashes, irritations and infections, while helping the body to repair damaged skin.â€?

What is next? The weight-loss shower? I would not be surprised to see it soon.