Victoria Beckham is 32 years old; her waist size could soon reach that of a toddler, her legs can probably snap in half if she lifts a watermelon, she is married to a soccer superstar David Beckham.

Often times even A-list celebrities are struggling with weight issues. The latest victim is the former Spice Girl. When I heard that Posh Spice dropped 12 pounds for her 2006 World Cup appearance, I thought it was a joke. When I saw her on TV, I became worried that Europe is experiencing severe food shortages.

Her husband finally decided to put his alleged nutritional expertise to a good use. His plan is almost too simple – carbohydrates, carbohydrates, and more carbohydrates. If you think she will be getting a balanced diet, you are mistaken.

There are no vegetables, fruit, or protein included in this diet. Not even sushi, instead she will be attempting to fatten up on nothing but bread, pasta, potato chips, and brown rice. Do not be surprised if in a few months, this ‘major disaster is waiting to happen diet’, shows up on Amazon’s best selling books list.