Trojan Vibrating Touch
Trojan Vibrating Touch, what is it? How does the Trojan Vibrating Touch work? According to Trojan, Trojan’s Vibrating Touch is a fingertip massager. I had no idea that there was a demand for massaging fingertips.
The ad for the Trojan’s Vibrating Touch says the following:
“For thrill seekers. Experience a real thrill that lasts up to 30 minutes. Plus it comes with a free condom.”
I am a bit troubled by the prospect of spending 5 hours a day massaging my fingertips, assuming I want to massage all ten fingertips (for 30 minutes each) at least once a day, but hey, if people find it trilling, I am all for it.
What really puzzles me, however, is the fact that according to Trojan, Trojan’s Vibrating Touch is not sold in the following states: AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA. What is up with that? Is there a law on the books that prohibits people massaging fingertips in, say, Colorado?
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01-09-09 at 2:42 am
If this isn’t a joke then I will feel dumb; by fingertip massager they mean you put it on your fingertip and massage the clitoris, hence Trojan and unable to be sold in states. Hope this was informative!
02-25-09 at 1:36 am
Whoever wrote this is a crack-up!! Absolutely hilarious!! Five hours a day massaging my fingertips!! LOL!!! VERY funny!