In the beginning God created a man. But still there was no companion suitable for him. Then the Lord made a woman. “At last!” Adam exclaimed. However, he was still not entertained. And God said, “Let there be bikini”. And so it was. Adam was finally happy.

Then the American Cancer Society gave them this warning: “You may freely roam the Earth except when it is sunny outside. If you sunbathe, you could get skin cancer”. They suddenly felt fear at their scanty swimsuits. So they covered themselves with clothes, but Adam’s excitement drooped.

On one sunny day the woman heard Solestrom (Canadian company) walking about in the garden. The company called to the women, “Where are you?” She replied, “I hear you, but I am still afraid of the Sun, so I hid”.

“Why are you afraid?” Solestrom asked. She replied, “The United States has millions of skin cancer cases each year. The American Cancer Society, although meaning good, spreading unnecessary panic, and advises to avoid sun at all cost”.

“Oh beautiful woman, we work only for you”, Solestrom replied. They continued, “Fear no more. We have implanted a UV meter into the bikini. Thank Al Gore, God, Pentagon for the Internet, because you can buy it online“.

And so Adam was very happy again.