I am pissed off! I am sorry, I am only human and right now, I am very pissed off. Usually, I am a calm person; it takes special powers to get me out of my Zen-like zone of utter obliviousness to the distractions of the world. But I am not taking any responsibility for what happened. I am blaming it on the Pissed Off energy drink.

Pissed Off is designed to increase your sexual drive, energy level, boost immunity, and to help your body and mind get stronger, and maybe even reduce body fat. It contains more ingredients than I can count without losing my patience, around twenty active ingredients.

According to the company, Pissed Off energy drink should give me “healthy Pissed Off Energy� – and the name itself seems to imply – one should expect to get pissed off just by drinking this energy drink.

As the saying goes, “it is mind over matter, if you do not mind it does not matter.� This was one of those cases. For whatever reason, I was not bothered one bit by the fact that combining more exotic ingredients than I care to count and putting them in a can filled with water and crystalline fructose, is unlikely to produce promised results.

I just wanted to experience this mysterious “Pissed Off Energyâ€? – can it possibly top Spike Shooter’s performance, I wondered? I was expecting my sexual drive to skyrocket, while my mind and body were becoming stronger and my body fat was plummeting faster than I could swallow a handful of Clenbuterol pills.

Unreasonable expectations? Perhaps. Essentially, though, that is what Pissed Off energy drink seems to promise. So, when none of that came into fruition, I got pissed off, a little. Okay, I am not actually pissed off. The drink does taste good and contains whole bunch of antioxidants. But the “Pissed Off Energy� thingy still baffles me.