Overweight Women: Lose Weight to Save the Whales

Do you see now why animal protein deficiency is bad for your mental health? PETA’s latest ad says: “Save The Whales, Lose The Blubber: Go Vegetarian.” I had no idea that overweight women were eating whales, is that why they are overweight?
I doubt it. Whale’s meat is actually very nutritious and healthy. It is full of protein and healthy omega-3 fats, both of which can help you lose weight. So, if you are an overweight woman, eat whales to lose weight. Oh, that’s right, you cannot buy whale’s meat, darn it! Hopefully the rules will change soon. Overweight people need to eat whales to lose weight. Do you hear that, PETA?
Joking aside, PETA’s latest carbohydrate-infused brain fart is clearly sexist and disgusting. Why? Because it is a well-known fact that one of the derogatory terms for overweight women is “whales.” [via]
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