Michael Phelps Smoking
Michael Phelps smoking? Check. What was Michael Phelps smoking? Michael Phelps was smoking weed, of course. Does Phelps smoke regular cigarettes? No, he does not. But now, the above Subway ad makes more sense, don’t you think?
“A champion always wants more awards, more honors, and more turkey.” By the way, how do you like that green background? Anyway, of course he wants more turkey and of course he likes Subway and their huge sandwiches, he is a stoner of the Olympic caliber after all.
Let’s just hope we do not see Michael Phelps smoking weed anymore. At least I do not want to hear about it, and I do not want to see it. His accomplishments are legendary, smoking does nothing for him.
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02-23-09 at 3:53 am
“Let’s just hope we do not see Michael Phelps smoking weed anymore. At least I do not want to hear about it, and I do not want to see it. His accomplishments are legendary, smoking does nothing for him.”
Deaths from marijuana overdose, EVER… still 0.
I wonder how many people died because of alcohol.. tonight alone.
I’m not even talking about car wrecks. Just alcohol poisoning that caused death.
Would you rather he were drinking. Would you rather see that?
Alcohol wrecks lives daily. The only thing pot might wreck is your precious diet plans, or your longing to go to a crappy job day-in day-out.
Mike