Mark Zuckerberg‘s diet is bizarre. Mark Zuckerberg’s diet is also scary. Can Mark Zuckerberg’s diet help you lose 15 pounds in 2 months? Can Mark Zuckerberg’s diet help you lose 20 pounds in 1 month? Can Mark Zuckerberg’s diet help you lose 30 pounds in 30 days? The answer to all of those questions is, wait for it, I have no idea whether or not Mark Zuckerberg’s diet can help you lose any weight at all. It probably can, but I would not describe his diet as a typical weight-loss diet. His diet is something entirely different.

What is Mark Zuckerberg’d diet all about? It is about killing animals for food. If you happened to live in his neighborhood and you have chickens, goats or pigs, they need extra security. I am not kidding. He recently posted about killing a pig and a goat with a knife. Why would he do something like that? It is one of his personal challenges. He only wants to eat meat from animals he has personally killed. Why? Because he does not want to take what he eats for granted.

Okay, so his approach to justifying why he eats meat is a little weird, and his reasoning behind the whole thing is convoluted. Or maybe it is not just a little weird; maybe it is a lot weird and not easy to understand. What is next? Hunting in Palo Alto? Yes, actually he wants to go hunting, but not in the Bay Area, I hope. He also claims that he has basically became a vegetarian, because he eats little meat now, and that his diet is healthier than it used to be, all of which is great, but he needs to get real and just buy meat at a local store, you know, like normal people do. [source: CNN]