How to Get Madonna’s Arms
Who wants to know how to get Madonna’s arms? I have been getting emails about this, so I guess there are a lot of people out there that want to know how to get Madonna’s arms. But the question is: Why would you want to know how to get Madonna’s arms?
Let’s face it, Madonna’s arms are fugly! I mean, I love a woman with toned arms, but Madonna’s arms are not toned, they do not look buff or well developed – Madonna’s arms look like old crooked twigs. It is just sad.
How to get Madonna’s arms Let’s assume that for some twisted reason you want to totally ruin your arms. What can you do to get Madonna’s arms? First of all, if you are not 50 years old, you need to find a way to speed up your aging process. Second, you need to start lifting weights at least three times a week. Third, you have to follow some crazy diet, preferably the same diet that Madonna follows. [via]
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04-16-09 at 9:40 am
That is the most doctored photo of Madonna I have ever seen. Anybody who reads a celebrity magazine or blog on a regular basis can see pictures of Madonna on any given day of the week and see that she looks nothing like this ridiculous picture.
Take a look at her in February at the Oscars or even a couple weeks ago in Africa. She looks flawless! Go Madonna!