How to Cook Bacon
Who does not know how to cook bacon?
I think most people know how to cook bacon, but no matter how much the Bacon Wallet resembles the world’s greatest breakfast food, resist the urge to cook or eat it – unless, of course, you enjoy the taste of fake leather.
Besides stimulating your salivary glands every time you pull it out, this wallet will make others view you as an intensely carnivorous badass.
The next time you get carded, flash it at the bouncer. It should immediately assure him that you are man enough to legally imbibe and probably need to get your cholesterol checked. [source: Maxim]
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