Hoodia Power Pops
What can be more original than Hoodia Power-Pops?
Frankly, I am not going to be surprised if we will soon see a corn dog (fortified with coleus forskohlii, 7-keto, green tea extract, Panax ginseng, and guarana) – being marketed as the greatest fat burner ever invented.
Just in case you actually did the unthinkable and skipped some posts on iFitandHealthy.com, let us take a minute of silence in remembrance of Nutra-Trim Gum, Fat Burner Beer, Slim Coffee, and all other novel peculiar weight-loss aids fads…
Now that you are current on the “creme de la creme” in weight-loss innovation, on with Hoodia Power-Pops. The premise is simple – Suck on a lollipop and lose weight.
The Power-Pop contains undisclosed amounts of Hoodia, Citrimax, L-Tyrosine, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, and Guarana, as well as some sugar and corn syrup.
The Power-Pop Diet advises to take one Hoodia Power-Pop with a full glass of water before breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Some marketing materials recommend drinking an additional glass of water after each Power-Pop:
“Drinking water before will activate all ingredients and drinking water after each Power Pop will flush away the fat cells from your body.”
Michael Wenniger, who invented the Power-Pop says, “It [Hoodia Power-Pop] breaks down fat cells and toxins. You’re gonna see weight loss just drop right off.”
There you have it – lollipops break down toxins and water flashes away fat cells. So will we see a fat burning corn dog next year?
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