Fat Hair

Fat hair – huh? Is there such a thing as fat hair? I mean, if your hair is fat, you probably need to start thinking about how to lose 10 pounds in 5 days. How does fat hair look like? I do not think I have ever seen fat hair. Does bacon fat drip from it or something?
No, it does not. As you can see from the ad above, Fat Hair is a hair spray, which according to the ad contains zero calories. It has been designed for men and women to help them create “thicker looking hair”. How does this thing work? It uses some sort of “weightless formulations” to hold your hair together and to create better “fullness and shine” for your hair.
Sounds great, but what’s next, the vegan hair spray that gives vegans much needed energy boost?
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