Core Training: Joba Core Muscle Trainer
Hundreds if not thousands (an exact number seems sketchy at the moment) of armchair bovine control officers cowboys around the country have a problem.
Despite watching endless reruns of the “Midnight Cowboy” and the “Brokeback Mountain”, “The Lusty Men” and “The Magnificent Seven” – and reading Cowboy: The Illustrated History while singing “O, Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie” – their core muscles are not getting enough exercise.
Thanks to the Joba Mechanical Core Muscle Trainer, the problem has been solved. For only $2,000 it promises to help you develop “strength in the thigh, back, abdominal, and other core muscle” – - what a joy!
Finally, instead of going to a gym, or riding a real horse (which is a good exercise by the way) – I can get my core training done while I seat (do nothing) and watch TV.
For that much money, you can actually buy a horse, or if you know the right people, you can go to a gym where Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel spend too much time on their core training, but I digress… [source: Ubergizmo]
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