Move over, tinfoil hats. Clarins Expertise 3P Screen Mist facial spray is in tha house baby!

Okay, let’s just say hypothetically Clarins Expertise 3P Screen Mist is a new weight-loss fad, which it is not – but if it was, its claims would put even the most outrageous fad diets and fat burner pills to shame.

This product could be the best beauty fad ever created. Let’s take a closer look at Clarins Expertise 3P Screen Mist, shall we?

What it does: Increases the natural protective functions of skin cells that are weakened by the electromagnetic waves given off by wireless technology (like cell phones) and made more susceptible to premature aging, the company says.

What’s in it: Rhodiola rosea, Thermus thermophilus, white tea, succory dock-cress extracts, and a glycofilm made of fucose, glucose, and glucoronic acid.

How it works: According to the company, Rhodiola rosea and Thermus thermophilus make skin cells more resilient to the damaging effects of electromagnetic waves; glycofilm, white tea, and succory dock-cress extracts form an invisible screen on skin’s surface to neutralize free radicals and other pollutants.

What an expert says: “I believe low-level electromagnetic radiation could affect skin in a positive or negative way, but no one has been able to document either yet,” says David H. McDaniel, director of the Institute of Anti-Aging Research in Virginia Beach.

What we say: Oh, puhleese! What about alien abductions? Does Clarins Expertise 3P Screen Mist protect from that too? [source: Allure]