Question: Who is a tart-tongued Midwest tomboy, a high school drop out and a former steakhouse waitress that was crowned by Tyra Banks as the winner of the first America’s Next Top Model?

Answer: Adrianne Curry (might be NSFW). Oh, and did I mention she is smoking hot? Well, she clearly is.

“I want my butt to be perkier – the dress I’m wearing is very tight,� said Curry when she was preparing for her wedding.

“The tighter it gets, the more it will flatten out my ass, so I need buns of steel.� Her plan of action? “I know I can get there through cardio and tons and tons of squats and lunges,� explains Curry, who does a lower-body workout every other day.

“And I’ve been doing them with weights. If it doesn’t freakin’ hurt, it doesn’t freakin’ work!� Doing squats and lunges with weights is obviously a good thing, but skip the ‘if does not hurt, it does not work’ part. [source: People]